Bible

This is the best Bible application for Android which allows you to carry around the Word of the Lord and share it with your friends whenever you want.

The Word of the Lord for Android

More sex than Pornhub and more deaths than Total Recall: This is the Bible for you. The book that tells us the story of a vengeful God who destroys entire cities, puts his believers in tight sports with complicated proofs of faith (just ask Abraham), and condemns his enemies to suffer for all eternity. Well, at least that's what the Old Testament is about, because the New Testament is much cooler with a Jesus Christ dying and reviving like the Terminator.

Well, there you have it, the holy book of Christianity in its Android app version, with everything you need to become a faithful Christian and prepare for the apocalypse, putting your sinner life aside so you don't burn in hell for centuries and centuries.

The Holy Scriptures on your Android

This is not the official Bible published by the Vatican but by some genuinely loyal followers. In any case, we have to admit that the Church is becoming more and more modern. No abortion, no women's rights, no condemnation of child sexual abuse on behalf of its members, no methods of birth control, no condemnation of dictatorial governments... but at least they now have an Android app to prove we're in the 21st century are. This is state of the art for you.

So forget your old printed version and download this APK right now to carry the Word of the Lord on your mobile and keep up to date with all the news and trends thanks to these features and functions:

• Choose the language of the user interface and choose between over 40 available languages.
• Choose from hundreds of different versions including the King James Version KJV or the revised standard RSV.
• Download the lyrics to read them offline, without an internet connection.
• Texts in audio format so you can listen to the Scriptures while doing other things.
• Reading plans, just in case you fancy a thematic approach.
• Search for keywords in the text.
• Share verses with your friends through social networks, email, instant messaging and chat applications... Earn a few blocks on WhatsApp.
• Add bookmarks to chapters and notes.
• Create a free account to see all your notes, bookmarks, reading plans...
• Ability to download a version of the Bible for kids to keep them off drugs, internet porn and going out at night which is definitely very satanic.

Well, if you like getting up early on Sundays to go to mass, this is definitely the application you need on your Android smartphone or tablet. Or better yet, on both.

Requirements and further information:

• Minimum operating system requirements: Android 4.1.