Spotify Kids

Spotify Kids is the application of the online music streaming service aimed at the children's audience. Here they'll find music for their age group

The kid-friendly version of Spotify

We are not in favor of dividing music into adult and children's music. It's true that there is music specifically aimed at children, but avoiding inappropriate music only serves to keep them in a bubble of naivety and in a parallel world that doesn't correspond to reality. Or did someone stop you from listening to Black Sabbath or The Cock in the past? So what.

Morally questionable, aesthetically invincible

As said, Spotify will rule here as the taste police over good and bad. That's why it launched the Spotify Kids app - a Spotify app that's customized for kids and has a special interface that only shows age-appropriate music. So we assume there is no hard rock or metal, no shitty latin and no hip hop either. White music only...

If you think your kids should be raised in a showcase, download the Spotify app to ensure they grow up protected, funded by Goldman Sachs (which looks after yours too, of course), and learn about the unknown as adults can get excited.

But, in all fairness, not everything about Spotify is open to criticism: the design is cool. It's full of monsters and similar gimmicks, which is always nice. Why doesn't the adult application provide an option to choose this interface?

Requirements and further information:

• Requires a premium family plan

• Minimum operating system requirements: Android 4.3.